Moe Owes Keity An Apology After Being A Bad Wingman On Her Date!

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🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Moe’s first mistake? Being a bad wingman for Producer Keity. His second mistake? Telling Bert. Let's talk about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	the virtue.
0:01.0	All right, Katie, feel me on this.
0:02.6	You watch football.
0:03.6	Yes, somewhat, somewhat.
0:05.6	I know how the game works.
0:07.2	Okay.
0:08.2	So you know, Robiles.
0:10.2	You're right.
0:11.2	You think I'm the best.
0:13.2	No.
0:14.2	Do you know what an audible is?
0:18.9	Wait, you don't go according to plan?
0:22.4	Yeah.
0:23.4	It's when our quarterback comes to the line and he looks at the defense and he's like,
0:27.1	Uh-oh, the play that we have right now, it's not going to work.
0:30.3	So I got to call, I got to call an audible, something else.
0:33.5	So our schedule is basically our plays.
0:36.4	Oh, for every time the time as a quarterback, I got to come to the line, call it an audible
0:42.0	when there's better content than we have on the schedule.
0:44.6	So I am the, I'm the offensive coach, right?
0:49.0	So I'm calling plays, but burst the quarterback and he gets out there on the field and he's
0:54.3	basically saying, screw KK in our schedule.
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