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Moe Has A HIT On His Hands With His “All The Places You’ll Breastfeed” Rap!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Kristin wrote the Dr. Seuss story and now Moe is here to turn it into a RAP! Click here to listen to "Oh The Places You'll Breastfeed"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue.

0:02.0

Pretty sure we have found a niche for Mo when it comes to his music career and it's

0:07.8

right here, man, because I don't know that I've ever heard a rap about breastfeeding.

0:12.8

I've heard a lot of rap in my time.

0:15.4

I don't think I have either.

0:16.4

This is your niche right here, man.

0:17.8

This is different.

0:18.8

How did we get here, Kristen?

0:19.8

All right, how we got here.

0:21.6

It all started with an email from a listener who was upset with her husband because he was

0:27.2

upset with his sister for bearing her boobs because she was breastfeeding.

0:31.4

She wasn't going around flashing the family.

0:33.6

She was feeding her child and brother was uncomfortable with his sister just whipping

0:40.6

out a boob and feeding her baby.

0:43.1

So he asked his mother instead of going to his sister and being like, yo, Sissy, a top

0:48.0

child is making me uncomfortable, which he shouldn't have done anyway.

0:51.2

He asked his mom to talk to her and we don't think the message got across.

0:55.4

So then he asked his wife to talk to her sister and not even her blood relative and say,

1:00.3

hey, can you keep those things hidden?

1:02.7

It makes your brother uncomfortable.

1:04.3

Did you call him a man, baby, the other day or something?

1:06.7

I did.

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