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Moe Doesn’t Know What’s Scarier: Sharks Or Relationships!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

What's scarier: Sharks or Dating? Moe isn't so sure after experiencing BOTH recently! Let's talk about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

All right, mobile leaves, sharks are like relationships.

0:06.8

He goes to the Maldives hanging out with some sharks and he's put it together in relationships.

0:11.0

Yeah, it, it, it, it, it wasn't really me.

0:13.7

It was more so like the staff on this boat trip that I was on.

0:17.2

But the point that he made me realize that my, I guess, what became a somewhat fear of

0:22.8

getting back into water was, was kind of similar to my fear of getting back into a relationship.

0:28.1

And this happened because I was in the Maldives and I was there for about six, six and

0:32.4

a half days.

0:33.7

And the first half of the trip was very different than the second half of the trip for me when

0:37.9

it came to the water because I've gone places where I've heard them say, you know, there

0:42.9

may be a shark in the water.

0:44.9

If there is, there's nothing to worry about.

0:47.1

This is what they always say, right?

0:48.4

And in this case, they were like, yeah, we are known to have sharks.

0:51.6

And then they tried to just go like right past it, right?

0:53.7

Like, you know, yeah, you might run into a shark, but is it?

0:55.4

And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:57.9

When you say shark, like what you mean?

1:00.7

And he's like, their vegetarians is not the vegetarians.

1:04.3

That was my reaction.

1:05.3

I've never heard of a vegetarian shark in my life.

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