The Bert Show.

Can't believe this person has this job.

Yeah, and you, anyone can do it, which is, um, which is why I'm here to ask you, Bert,

for a year off.

I'll be right back.

I'm gonna tell you why.

Because, sure, I mean, would we miss you?

It's just a year.

Yeah, it's just a year.

Right.

Um, so a friend of mine sends me this article because he tells me that he's planning on going

out of town for a year.

So he tells me, so I'm like a year.

What kind of trip is this?

He's like, now I'm actually trying to get a job.

I'm trying to go work.

So I'm like, work where?

And he's like in the mall, these, oh, damn.

That's my decision.

That's exactly what I said.

So I'm like, okay, wait, how does, how does that work?

So he's like, you know, that's what I do.

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