Moe And Keity Give Bert His Final Quiz On The Dos And Don'ts Of The Cookout

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🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Bert received the honor of a lifetime! He's officially been invited to the cookout! We'll explain why it's such a huge honor, but first, Moe and Keity needs to tell him the dos and don'ts of the cookout. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.7	I haven't checked this facts online this morning, but I am fairly certain that teachers do
0:10.6	not make like Elon Musk money.
0:14.2	They don't.
0:15.2	I don't even need to Google it.
0:16.2	No, you don't have to.
0:17.2	Okay.
0:18.2	We can confirm that for you.
0:20.0	That said, and we have established this year after year after year, if you don't know
0:24.2	this, that teachers have to pay for all the supplies in the room, man.
0:26.8	I had no idea when I walked into classrooms back in the day that all the decorations
0:32.1	that were up, all that stuff was provided by teachers out of their own pocket.
0:37.6	I had no idea.
0:38.8	It's still happening today.
0:40.5	It is.
0:41.5	Yeah, the school doesn't provide that.
0:42.5	And we always had like our, you know, how you had your school list that you had to get
0:46.8	prior to this the first day of school, but that stuff only gets you so far.
0:51.9	And the teacher's supplement books they sub there was when we did this last year,
0:57.2	the stuff they were getting for kids that have ADHD.
1:00.8	So they could like focus more and I didn't realize have this stuff existed on Amazon.
1:06.1	All came out of their pockets.
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