Mobile Baptismal Pool
Run That Prank
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2020
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
There is a new mobile service. The newest way to become whole again is to be baptized in your own front yard.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:11.3 | This subject is, I can't find a man in real life or online. |
| 0:15.7 | But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. |
| 0:20.3 | What you got for is Neff? |
| 0:22.1 | Well, it's time to save a few souls, Shirley. |
| 0:26.5 | Mobile baptismal. |
| 0:29.3 | Oh, Lord. |
| 0:30.5 | Mobile baptismal. |
| 0:33.4 | There are some souls that need to be saved. Pastor Gray, I got this one. Don't worry about it. Sit tight. I got this right here. Mobile baptismal. You got too much going on. Let me handle this right here. Here we go. Come on, Cat. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson. This, how are you doing? Who is this? How you doing? |
| 0:54.8 | My name is Brother Springwater, man. |
| 0:56.4 | Listen, we got paid to actually come by and do some services for you by some friends of yours. |
| 1:05.0 | And we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and see what you had available. |
| 1:10.4 | Some services. |
| 1:12.8 | What y'all plan on cutting some grass? |
| 1:15.4 | What do you? |
| 1:16.1 | What kind of services you have? |
| 1:17.7 | Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent a great amount of money on you. |
| 1:22.5 | And what we do is we have a baptismal on wheels service. And what we do is we go and we baptize people at their |
| 1:33.3 | home. And baptism on wheels has been, it's a new company, but we've baptized over a thousand people now. |
| 1:40.7 | We have a truck which actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it |
| 1:44.9 | and we actually come to your home and we will baptize you in your driveway and and make you whole again |
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