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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, today's Strawberry Letter,

my subject for today, my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.

But right now, we'll talk about that, but right now we're talking about this.

The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Ne neff can you do my makeup

oh you need a makeup can you do my makeup sound pretty simple don't it yeah all right cool cool

watch this here let's go cat hello hello nice we do uh to uh brand? Yes, this is Brandy. Hi, Brandon. My name is Carl. I'm calling. You came highly recommended. You actually are, I'm sorry, is it? I don't know if I'm saying it right. I don't know if I'm saying it. Makeup artists, makeup stylist. What do you call it? It's makeup artists. I'm professional makeup artist. Okay, and you work at the, um, you work with the makeup counter and...

Correct. What do you call it? It's makeup artist. I'm professional makeup artist. Okay.

And you work at the, you work with the makeup counter and . Correct.

Okay.

Listen, I got a photo shoot coming up, and I wanted to see about sometime this week,

maybe the following week you could actually come and I hire you to actually make me

up for my photo shoot. Do you do a lot of photos shoots at all? Are you? Yes, sir. I sure do. I've been in the business for 10 years, so I've been around several photos shoots. Okay, good deal. So what's, I mean, you have any time this week that I can actually just come in and we can do like a trial run or something? Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours. Well, Friday work for you. I'm here. I start at 11. At 11. I mean, I can come in like around three on Friday if you, can you squeeze me in at that time? I sure can. Okay. What's so good? Is there a certain makeup for men? it was a It kind of works out It works out the same as for women In photo shoots

You just need some type of cream foundation, something to even out the skin tone, powder you down to take away the oils, cover up any blemishes or anything like that. It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get the whole eye shadow and lashes and stuff. Right, right, right, right. Well, I'm not thinking all that.

But I just trying to, you know, just trying to look good on camera. Let me ask you this. How much makeup have you done as far as men? You know what I mean? Yes, several. Okay. I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine. Trust me. That's what I was really worried about if you were going to be comfortable with it.

Because, I mean, have you done, I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me. That's what I was really worried about, if you were going to be comfortable with it, because, I mean, have you done a little conscientious about a few things, you know what I mean? And I, have you, have you, how many buts have you done? I'm sorry? How many what? Like, like, buts, you know. How many many how many butts have you made up i haven't made

up any but like are you like you mean like asses yeah i mean because see my i'm actually doing a nude

photo shoot and uh you know i got a couple, you know, some old scars on my butt.

And, you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little shy about, you know, some of that. So I was hoping you could actually, hopefully you can actually make sure that those scars don't show. And, you know, you say you kind of, you know, make sure everything is, it doesn't look oily. You know i mean and and uh i just need to get my

my well but i i i i didn't understand what you're talking about i may not be the makeup

i don't i'm not seriously i'm not going to do your okay but i mean we just talking about

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