Quiet on set, kiddo.

Hey! Quite on set, set, kiddos. Quite on set, thank you. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the

Bitch Bible Podcast. If you hear a child wailing in the background there's nothing I can do about it.

Clyde is a little bit congested he's got his back molars coming in. He's also just big-time drama and he hath broke me this weekend

Jackie stop complaining about having a kid. Okay. Thanks for listening to the Bitch Bible Podcast. Let's talk about

another pain in my ass and that would be P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Diddy Combs. A lot of information has come out in the past week and it is disgusting.

First of all, I believe there was 1,100 bottles of lube retrieved from his home in Palm Beach.

I could be making all of these details up. I also feel like I saw an article that said there were 784 dill-dows confiscated.

Nobody needs that many dill-dilos and nobody needs that much loop.

This is when we all should have stopped trusting P. Diddy. When he told us that

mow money equaled mow problems, that's when we knew we had a rat on our hands because that is the biggest lie ever told in music history.

Mo money, Mo problems.

If you have a lot of money with no boundaries, perhaps that creates mow problems, but in the real world, in actuality, mow money, less problems. And I think we could all agree.

It's a tale of fiction to insinuate anything other than that.

So what's interesting about this is that there was a there's a book and I love when I

like read a headline on Instagram after three and a half martinis in a night quill and then I just like pull random facts and I try to string them together like an actual news story that I'm delivering.

It's sad, it's broken, and it's just so right. So Kim Porter, who is P Diddy's X, wrote some type of an autobiography, a book. I don't know if it was published or is being published, I don't know if she's alive or not.

I gotta like do some fact-checking, I'm gonna do that at the end of me delivering this pressing

pressing information. She says in her book what does she say in her book? Hold on one

second let me do a little googling. Okay and we're back she's done her research do your research do your research

every single person that has ever said that to some stranger on the internet do your

research I just want you to know that I can't

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