I thought I was going to do one show today.

And then I started telling one story.

Then people said tell another.

And they said tell another.

People are emailing me.

People are tweeting me and texting me saying, man, you should write a book about some

these stories.

And I said, I can't because I can't tell all my stories or I would be blackballed

from this industry.

But there is someone who is a long-time KFI listener, long-time friend of mine,

and I will use his real name.

He may not use the real name of some of the people in these mutual stories that we have.

But his name is Larry Pitkin. He is a long time, I'll say, entertainment bodyguard, former Marine,

former law enforcement. Did I get that right, LP?

You sure do, my man. Okay, many years ago, we worked together at Virgin Records, and I was working

in promotions, and you were working security. Why did Virgin

Records slash New Tribe rap a lot? Why did we have armed security every single day?

Well, actually, it started with, I won't get into details, but it started with a group that

did a tour

overseas and the promoters

they're the ones that got paid

and somehow people that thought

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