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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis and I am joined by a room filled with heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal.

What's up, boys?

Hey, Dan.

I thought I'd let you guys down on Sunday at the top of the show.

You did.

I didn't even say why.

No, okay.

Okay.

Fair enough.

When you couldn't hide your disappointment about the Patriots winning

and you said they were ruining football, that part?

That is something I believe in. In fact, I have launched an outright war against the Patriots. You're digging in on that. I like it. Yes. Remember this now. The war has begun me against the Pats. Cancel the Pats save football. Sure. Bill Belichick's shaking in his boots right now. You know what? Cancel that. You know, West just jumping from lily pad to lily pad, Cardinals, Patriots, you know. In that water. Some of us stay loyal to the team that we fell in love with. It's a good story. You know, loan blogger versus multi-million dollar, you know, billion dollar NFL entity. The fourth season of Ed, you can't just cancel it. You can't just eliminate them as a series. An Ed ref. All right. I like it. Anyway, the Patriots, I'm coming for you. Watch out. I don't know what I'm going to do yet. It's going to be big, though, and it's going to change everything. But I wanted to apologize about Sunday. I should have had my, for a new season, some new slogans for the NFL. So on the way back from the restroom before the show, I just... Glad you brought this up because we've gotten a lot of tweets about this. So we don't know what to say, so you can do it for us. Here we go. And you got, as always, let me know honestly how you feel about them.

Okay.

The NFL will never be stopped.

Little sinister.

I mean, it's a little bit like the Patriots.

Okay, so that's a bad one.

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