And the Mission. Mission mishaps H-Haps, entry 2.

Day 202.

This is the audio This is the audio log of communications officer Doug Eiffel on board the US SFSa station.

Everything is great. Everyone is awesome. I'm doing my job super hard and it's been great catching up.

So let's do this again suit. Hmm, what's going on here?

All right, let's see.

Ahem.

Message to Communications Officer Eiffel from Lieutenant Commander Minkowski.

Eiffel, remember we agreed that you would start logging your mandatory hours of

space walking. You're in fact overdue for starting to lug your hours,

so get to it. That's an order. Yeah, right. If the Minkowski thinks I'm gonna actually risk my life just for the regs,

she's got another thing. P.S. please stop going off on weird tensions during your logs. It's starting to sound a bit unprofessional.

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound, am I right, Canaveral?

Besides, I'm not sure if anyone even listens to these things. If my voice is

reaching anyone from planet intern, greetings. We come in peace. But right now,

let's get to it. Specifically, let's get to Operation Hide.

And just keep on hiding.

Oh, don't give me that imaginary look, command intern.

I'm guessing you've seen 2001. You know how this goes?

First, it's all no exceptions, rules or rules, and then some hapless idiot ends up hurled into the cold abyss.

No, thank you. Until space walking is

statistically the safest way to travel, I know where I'm hanging out and it's with

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