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I'm coming to you dear listeners from the Combs Room of the U.S.S. Festus, and today is day 553.

Now you heard right.

553.

Some might call it the best day of the year. Some might call it the most awesome day of the year.

Some might call it the most delicious day of the year. But, well, yours truly being a simple down to earth so I just call it

Thanks fricking giving

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stuffing with a steaming side of mashed potatoes,

pecan pie and lembas bread. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

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