Missed Connections (5/5/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.2	We made eye contact.
0:02.5	Miss connections.
0:03.5	That was me staring.
0:05.0	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.0	One is inside of a CVS pharmacy.
0:10.0	When you lock eyes while buying extra strength cold sore cream.
0:15.0	True love can wait.
0:18.0	Usually seven to ten business days.
0:21.3	If you both have the issues.
0:22.6	Turn that gold sore into a warm sword.
0:24.4	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:27.6	We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections they have to offer.
0:31.9	Like this first one titled, From Buffet to Bay.
0:36.8	Aw, cute.
0:38.4	I like it.
0:39.1	That's man for woman 40s, East Side Best Western.
0:42.9	He says, I was at the complimentary continental breakfast the other morning around 8 a.m.
0:48.9	God, doesn't it feel like a score when a hotel has one of those?
0:52.1	Just perusing the pastries,
0:56.2	yogurt, and cereals when I saw you, gingerly sliding in
0:58.7	through the side door holding two
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