Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 1

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Once again we gather to stare, mouths agape, at the freakiest of the freaks in the 2016 Miss Cryptid Contest! Week 1 of this year’s Miss Cryptid Contest features the Athol of Java, the Cornish Owlman, and the Arkansas Gowrow. … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 1 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Haints and tickets, Goblins and Grogox, put your hands together for the opening episode of the 2016 Miss Cryptic. Good contest.
0:27.0	Aye. Oh yeah yeah
0:35.0	yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:45.0	Oh, yeah,
0:46.0	Gaya
0:48.0	Opening ceremonies provided by
0:52.0	that guy who's a state might sue us.
0:55.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great year of cryptids lined up for you.
1:02.0	Elegant ladies, all of them.
1:04.6	Each and every one, a treasure and atrocious.
1:08.6	From poisonous claws?
1:10.4	To slobbering jaws.
1:12.4	We've got them all here on the 2016 miscripted contest.
1:17.0	Heh, low key this time.
1:19.0	All right, okay.
1:20.0	We've spanned the globe seeking out the most beautiful and by beautiful I mean repugnant and terrifying examples of crypto biology.
1:30.0	Tonight we bring you three mysterious creatures shrouded in myth, sometimes covered in entrails.
1:38.0	From the oil fields of Arkansas to the misty moors of England England and also the sweltering jungles of Indonesia.
1:47.0	Masters Dave and David have brought to you some of the finest examples of cryptozoology known and unknown.
1:55.0	Wink!
1:58.0	Tonight your journey begins, or today, or tomorrow tomorrow or to yesterday.
2:03.0	Your journey's started right now.
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