Episode 146: The Count of Saint Germain

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Grab your bedazzlers and elixirs of life, David and Dave are taking a good long look at the Count of Saint Germain! Largely unknown in modern times, the Count of Saint Germain was a mysterious Renaissance man, alchemist, and possible immortal … Read More The post Episode 146: The Count of Saint Germain appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, the only card...
0:04.0	Fora, they... They asked us not to read an ad.
0:07.0	Oh! Enjoy the hell, dude? What the hell, dude? What the f-brough? I was, I was dead, but now I'm not.
0:25.0	I got totally stabbed me and then threw me in a lake. I should be totally dead but I'm not dead, bro.
0:31.0	I must be like a mortal or something. That's right. Who are you old man? My name is Juan
0:39.3	Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez and I'm here to teach you the secrets of being immortal.
0:47.0	That's like too many names, old man.
0:50.0	Listen to me.
0:51.0	You'll want to treat your gift with respect and learn how to use it.
0:56.0	So wait, you're saying you know that I can't die?
0:59.0	That's right. You're an immortal just like me.
1:02.0	Whoa.
1:04.0	So let's go out and get smashed.
1:06.0	We could drink like...
1:08.0	We could drink like 17 bottles of hooch.
1:10.0	Then totally bang all these hookers.
1:12.0	Wait, can we still get diseases?
1:13.6	Wait yes you can most definitely get diseases.
1:16.6	No because diseases kill you and if we can't die then what's the point?
1:20.3	Now there are diseases you don't want to live with.
1:23.0	No bail, man.
1:25.0	No, listen.
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