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🗓️ 12 July 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | We got to keep all on the right side. |
0:05.0 | You got to keep all on the right side. |
0:10.0 | I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots. |
0:14.0 | That's okay and now I've got to be able to be. |
0:18.0 | All on the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side, you've got to be all on the bright side. |
0:27.1 | We've all had minor inconveniences, like when you stub your toe or when you're about to sleep, but you suddenly have to pee. |
0:34.8 | Maybe your earphones snag on something and are pulled out of your ears. |
0:38.1 | They're annoying and irritating, but not life-threatening. But how you react to them determines what's |
0:44.6 | going on in your inward world. There was a woman in Jamaica Queens who threw a brick through a shop |
0:49.7 | window because they were out of beef patties. And I guarantee it's not about the beef patties. |
0:55.0 | The beef patties were the last straw in a field of straws. |
0:58.7 | So take a deep breath, hold that chin up high, and get ready for minor inconveniences. |
1:06.5 | On this episode of The Brighter Side. |
1:09.7 | Yes. |
1:10.5 | Yeah, no, this is, I think this is something near and dear to everyone. Oh, my God. Minor inconveniences get to me. I will lose my mind over something that doesn't matter at all. Because it's not about that thing that doesn't matter. It's like the ten things behind it. Yeah, I like to think of myself as a mild-mannered man. but if I got to like, if I like scratch my finger while I'm like trying to put in a screw, |
1:33.3 | I'll kill somebody. |
1:34.3 | Maybe when you got your phone done and when you came to the bar and I was like, oh my God, Ed, how was it? |
1:41.3 | Were you so mad and you were really quiet? |
1:42.3 | And I was like, oh, he's so pissed off right now. |
1:44.7 | And you're just getting a new phone like that. I would consider that minor inconvenient. Your life isn't an old. Yeah, it should be nice. It should be a nice, exciting thing, not a fucking torture show. But we did a whole episode on it. We did. We did. Yeah, bitch corner where we were supposed to bitch about a lot of shit, but only bitched about the first thing. |
3:10.8 | Today... We did a whole episode on it. We did. We did. Yeah, bitch corner where we were supposed to bitch about a lot of shit, but only bitched about the first thing. Today, we brought in 10 minor inconveniences each. Yeah. And I think a good lesson for us will be, I'll give my inconvenience, and then Amber will give me a brighter side and vice versa. I love it. Just so we can work through some bullshit in our lives. Because not all, you know, these things will make you insane, but none of them should make you into a lunatic. That's right. Do you want to go first? Sure, I'll go first. And I'll find your brightest side. All right. I went to the movies last week, twice, and both times, the air conditioning was out. That's not a minor inconvenience. That is your money back. That is, I need my money back, Larson. The first time they were like, they warned me and I was kind of cool with it. The second time, I walked into theater and I'm like, feels kind of warm in here. And I literally, the person's taking my ticket, it's like, feels warm in here. Is the AC on? And they said, yes, the AC is on. They lied to you. And then I sweat my ass off for two hours or so. Is this AMC? It was AMC. You know what? I see you get rid of your stubs. I can't. Why? It's too convenient. Well, I will say I wouldn't consider that. Maybe I should, but I got to let them know. You have to let them know. Two times no AC |
3:15.5 | at the AMC. I mean, it's two of your three letters. I went to the Alamo draft house |
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