Stories.

Stories. I'm in a box yet. That's about the stories. Stories. All on the bright side you'll be all from the bright side.

Stories.

It's the brighter side, you fuckers.

Yay.

Ah, yes.

The middle of the week.

Wednesday.

What are you doing with your life?

Hopefully it's a lot or nothing at all. That's okay. You don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I mean, you should do something. You know, just to do anything. Do you keep your mind occupied? You get money. Right. Or you could just fucking lay in the middle of the street. You really can. You really can. And that's your choice. Yeah. All right.

Thank you for coming to Brighter Side Stories. Ahmed Larson, that's Amber Nelson. And we got a guest. Yeah. We got a guest. The wonderful, the hilarious, the amazing Ian Fydance. Welcome to Brighter Side Stories, my man. Thank you so much. I'm so excited to be here. you both are so wonderful and I'm so happy to be here in your presence.

Oh my God.

Ian, you so much. I'm so excited to be here. You both are so wonderful and I'm so happy to be

here in your presence. This is great. Ian, you're so cool. I remember opening for you in Philadelphia.

I stayed with your mom. I met your cat. Yes. Adorable. And your mother cooked us dinner and it was

clams or something. Yes. Yes. It was clams and I think lobster. Whoa. Pulling out the stops.

She was like, she's like, Ian's going to marry this one. I know it.

She's like, I'm just so grateful he is a friend. Please, please stay his friend.

Whatever you want. Do you want the house to take it? Be nice to my boy. That's amazing. My mom was the same way. If someone came over, she just fucking spent so much money, cooking and feeding. That's what it was. Dude, that's what it was. My house growing up was like the house where we all came at. And it was so funny. We had like the smallest house out of anyone but our house

was the one that everyone met up at the door was always open my mom was always cooking and it's like

uh i loved it that way because we it was just me and my mom growing up so i wanted the house to feel

like full and thank god she was cool with that and she liked it too she would stay up late with us and like cook us chicken tenders like when we'd all come home and tell her like stories about how we got in trouble that night and everything is this your childhood home yeah yeah yeah yeah since i was four whoa so you know the place backside it out the neighborhood thehmm. The neighborhood, the area right behind a shopping center. The neighborhood is huge, and it leads into like five other neighborhoods. So trick-or-treating was like this was a spot to go. It was endless. Multiple bags. Oh, my God. Amazing. Different places you could run when you'd get in trouble like egging people and stuff idealistic

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