Good. Good! Good evening, everyone.

I'm Kat Timp in for Greg on this special edition of Gutfeld.

Let's kick things off with some jokes.

Jeffrey Epstein's Amazon purchase history was revealed, and it listed Twinkies, schoolgirl

uniforms, prostate massagers, and vaginal tightening pills. Otherwise known as the Greg Gutfeld

Christmas grab bag. Off to a strong start.

According to Forbes, more than 50 people became billionaires this past year,

mostly from the lucrative fields of tech, AI, and Somali daycares in Minnesota. Speaking of, federal prosecutors said the fraud in Minnesota could be as high as $9 billion.

Or as one woman calls it, one stock pick.

After reviewing emergency room reports, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has released official data of what Americans got stuck inside their bodies last year.

One patient had a doorknob in his anus, so doctors ordered him to avoid Jehovah's witnesses.

Another guy had a thermometer in his penis.

Doctors told him to stop asking women if they want him to take their temperatures.

And someone else had nails in his rectum.

Doctors report he farted in a lumberyard and accidentally made four picnic tables.

According to a new poll, most Americans aren't making year-end charitable donations amid economic fears.

This is bad news for one man who counts on the help of others.

According to a new study, having a bigger butt could be a sign that you have ADHD.

So in case you're wondering, I do have ADHD.

And finally, according to the New York Post, the man who claims he has the world's smallest penis

said it's really impacting his dating life. Well, at least he has the number one late

night show. We'll be back with more Godfeld.

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