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I'm Kat Timp, in for Greg on this special edition of Gutfeld.

He's off looking at pictures of Joy Behar.

Let's start with some jokes.

The Minnesota daycare being investigated for fraud with the misspelled Learing Center sign is blaming the graphic designer for the spelling error. It turns out he meant to write Stealing Center.

Woo!

Starting January 1st, the minimum wage in New York City will jump to $17 an hour.

It's great news for the Gutfeld staff who will get a $16 an hour race.

Marjorie Taylor Green said that the women at Marilago have had way too much work done.

That's offensive.

I'm not a woman, said one man.

Beyonce is now officially a billionaire.

Good for her.

She doesn't have an ugly bone in her body besides Jay-Z's.

Who wrote that?

Not me.

And finally, one in three college-age students said they babysat somebody who was wasted this year.

And one boomer-aged man said, I can't babysit.

I don't know how to change a diaper.

We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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