Minisode: Poly Kewl with Chelsea + Catherine
Dear Chelsea
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4.2 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
Chelsea and Catherine discover the origin of the name Ray J and solve geographical conundrums for the polycule.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.9 | Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty Tour. |
| 0:07.4 | In June, I will be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York. |
| 0:11.9 | I'm coming to Boston at the Wang Theater. |
| 0:14.3 | I'll be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts, and then two shows in |
| 0:20.4 | Nantucket. In August, you can find me in |
| 0:24.6 | Red Bank, New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary. That's Canada. And September, I will be in |
| 0:30.3 | Santa Barbara, San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, |
| 0:36.8 | Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, |
| 0:39.9 | Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane. And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco. I'm coming to Salt |
| 0:46.7 | Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies, I'll be there. And then in December, I am closing |
| 0:52.5 | out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So get your |
| 0:56.0 | tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high and mighty tour. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. |
| 1:03.1 | Hello. What's happening? It's very exciting seeing you get a new dog. I know. I know. There's a new |
| 1:08.7 | dog on the premises who I've named Ray J. He looks like Burton Bernice. I know. I know. There's a new dog on the premises who I've named Ray J. He looks like |
| 1:13.3 | Burton Bernice. I know. He does. He looks and they, he was in a shelter. So now Doug, I wanted |
| 1:19.4 | Doug to have a brother. And I think Doug knew exactly what is happening. And it's like, uh, what? |
| 1:25.4 | It's like, wait a minute. This dog isn't leaving. |
| 1:28.1 | He's like, |
| 1:28.6 | wait, |
| 1:29.0 | he's not having the reaction, I thought, but that's okay. Ray J is starting to dry hump, Doug, and Doug is finally on the receiving end of dry hump, so let's see how he handles this. Okay, all right. And apparently Ray J. needs to be potty trained. |
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