Finding the Plot with Cheri Oteri

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.2 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Cheri Oteri (Scary Movie 6) is here to chat with Chelsea about the power of a salmon plank, why she left SNL at the right time, and how the former First Lady helped her through her breast cancer diagnosis. Then: Can you steal a baby name? A 30-something seeking a burial plot has lost the plot. And a widow wrestles with a cross-country move after losing her husband.

Book Mentions: Near Death in the ICU

Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaPodcast@gmail.com

Executive Producer Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:03.0	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.9	Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty Tour.
0:07.4	In June, I will be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts,
0:12.2	and then two shows in Nantucket.
0:16.1	In August, you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary. That's Canada.
0:23.0	And September, I will be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut.
0:29.0	October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane.
0:37.7	And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco.
0:40.0	I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies.
0:43.5	I'll be there.
0:44.8	And then in December, I am closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver.
0:49.2	So get your tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high and mighty tour.
1:12.0	Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. I just excuse my stuffiness. I sound like I have post nasal drip, which is what I have. Damn, I hate when that happens. Are you getting a sore throw from it? That always does that to me. No, I'm recovering from something else. I've had ongoing issues all year. I don't know what my problem is, but I, now it's post-nasal trip. So I sat last night. I got my eyebrows tattooed on. Oh. Oh. Yeah. So that was like a three-hour
1:18.1	excursion. And thank you. Yeah. Hopefully this will save me lots of time. Yeah. And I feel like the
1:25.1	best thing you can say is like, I didn't notice that you got
1:28.7	your eyebrows tattooed on. Like that's kind of where you want them to land. Yeah, I think they just
1:32.8	fill in the hot spots or the not so hot spots. Right, right. So it was an arduous process. I'm
1:38.5	glad it's over. Did it hurt? No, I mean, I guess it's slightly uncomfortable. I wouldn't say,
1:44.1	I wouldn't categorize it as hurting. Okay. It's not like pleasant. Sure. But it's not unbearable or something. Yeah. Sure. But as I was lying there, she identified my post nasal drip because I kept, when you're lying down, you're like, which is my constant thing. Yeah. And she was like, oh, you have post nasal drip.
2:01.3	And I was like, oh, you're right.
2:02.1	I do have post nasal drip.
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