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🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash and I'm Elena. |
| 0:03.3 | And this is morbid in the morning. |
| 0:07.3 | Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, morbid. |
| 0:10.0 | Mini morbid, mini morbid, mini morbid, mini morbid. |
| 0:13.1 | Times two. |
| 0:14.9 | A kind of double mini morbid in the morning. |
| 0:19.3 | Oh yeah, bitches. |
| 0:20.8 | We are bringing back. You guys love this song so much. |
| 0:23.8 | I created a masterpiece back in 2018, 2017, whenever it did it, which is hilarious because it started |
| 0:30.5 | with the joke. It should have gone like triple platinum. Yeah, I, where's my, where's my Grammy? |
| 0:37.4 | But yeah, so we're bringing back the |
| 0:39.2 | morbid, mini morbid theme song. We're going to start, we kind of do this for spooky episodes |
| 0:43.0 | already, like we each tell a spooky tale. Today we're going to talk about some cryptids. |
| 0:47.9 | But we were also thinking in the future, sometimes there are like shorter cases that we don't |
| 0:53.0 | end up covering because- Yeah, just interesting topics that are not super long, but very fascinating. |
| 0:59.4 | That's the thing. |
| 1:00.1 | And like not always enough for a full episode, but we figure if we combine forces like we do for spooky episodes, we could do it for other topics too. |
| 1:08.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | And we can bring back the mini morbid theme song because you guys |
| 1:11.0 | love it so much. And bitch, old morbid is back in the house. Hell yeah. So here's your mini morbid. |
| 1:19.0 | Except it's kind of a full morbid. So it's awesome. It's a full, it's a full morbid made out of two |
| 1:24.9 | mini morbids, which is all the more morbid. |
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