Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

To all the other moms and dads that are struggling in the final yards of the school summer holidays.

They are.

I just want to get back to school.

Yesterday, Patsy, they were like, well, what are we going to do today?

And I said, tell you what, we've got an art supplies.

Why don't the three of us make a mood board of what we'd like from this year no they actually just walked off so I thought they'd come

back once they see what papa's doing with his mood board they will come back an hour later they

come back to see mine they're going that it looks like the sort of thing that the FBI raid in a serial killer's house while they like black and white photos of rivals with their eyes

cut out and that's my mood board that is what I want from this year all right so yesterday I

officially made the world's worst salad hopefully you've got pet and paper if you want to write down the ingredients an hour.

Did this?

Play the music.

For some reason, I thought that the salad need to reinvent.

The salad's so basic.

Just leave it alone.

It doesn't need to touch up.

Well, actually, I thought, Jack.

It's too basic.

It's too basic.

Nike keep bringing out all these different trainers stall. We've got trainers.

All right, so first of all, you chop up, finally chopped iceberg letters, chop up some beautiful Roma tomatoes.

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