MINI: Where's my bacon?
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Christian had an awkward moment while out for breakfast, and it turns out the guys on our team may have the same issue....
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| 0:00.0 | iHeart podcasts you can hear more gold 104.3 podcast playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app got anything good |
| 0:10.6 | hey this is the christian o'connell show podcast patty actually something happened to me yesterday thought, I wonder what Pats would have done this situation. |
| 0:23.9 | I was put into a very awkward situation yesterday. |
| 0:27.7 | I went over to one of the more expensive and pricey and beautiful parts of Melbourne, Albert Park. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:33.7 | And of course, that's where they have that billionaire sport F1. |
| 0:36.7 | Tickets go and sell today, actually think at midday. So if you work with a piston head like we do on the team, Lockie, here we're doing no work from midday. GA tickets go and sell midday today. It's going to be the biggest Australian Grand Prix ever next year. So sport gets bigger and bigger and bigger and they'll release some more tickets. But anyway, I want to wife she's a massive fan of elizabeth gilbert and her new book came out yesterday and i was ringing around old school see if they had a copy and uh avenue uh bookstores it's a brilliant uh chain of them there's one here in richmond they didn't have it yeah but they did the one in uh albert park did so i went over to albert part got the book for her to surprise her. And I thought, I'll have some breakfast. I'm starving now. So it was a gift for my wife and a gift for Chrissy Boy. A listener, it serves me. Right? So I wanted some chili scrambled eggs with a side of bacon. Beautiful. Nice. I got to pay. I didn't have the bacon. They charged me for the bacon. What do you mean? You didn't eat it or they didn't serve it. They didn't bring it. You didn't say anything even at the time when you didn't get your bacon. No. See, Chris does this. I have a real problem. If Sarah was that, I'd ask her to say something. |
| 1:44.5 | Yes. |
| 1:45.0 | She goes, if you talk for living, you do stand up anywhere, you jump up and do that. |
| 1:48.4 | You won't even say, where's my bacon? |
| 1:50.8 | Grown ass man. |
| 1:52.7 | Chris does this. |
| 1:53.5 | So I just skunked out there. |
| 1:55.0 | Stopped. |
| 1:55.5 | I thought, you've got to go back in and say something. |
| 1:58.5 | But the listener was so kind. They'd ask for a photo with me. I can't then go, hey, I think you scam me. You're tickling my ego one hand. And then you take your money out like Backpocket. I don't think you do listen to the show. I bet you tried that one the other day with, you know, Sam Pang or... |
| 2:18.5 | Sam Pang didn't get his poached deck on top. |
| 2:21.3 | For me once, Albert Park Cafe. |
| 2:26.1 | It is a man thing. |
| 2:27.7 | I was with producer Tina at a cafe down the road, |
| 2:31.5 | and they made this terrible coffee. |
| 2:33.3 | It was actually foaming up and curdled. |
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