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This morning you want to know, where are all the planes? What has happened to the airplanes? Where are they being stored?

And if there are any pilots listening, surely the planes that are all grounded at the moment, they need to be maintained.

They must be taken up for a spin or something once a month or the tires pumped

up a bit with some big old size of the old thing you've got to do to get the tires pumped up on a plane.

They can't have sat on a runway, part messily. They'll all be lined up somewhere. Where are all

the planes? That's not what we'll know this morning. And Patsy believes that she thinks may be connected to this. It's the fact there are more apparently, according to Patsy, birds in the sky right now.

Okay, let's go to work.

Glenn, good morning.

Good morning, Christian.

How are you this morning?

I'm good, Glenn.

Glenn, where are all the airplanes?

Well, they're parked at Avalon and Tullamarine. I drive past Avalon every day and probably see 20 or more there.

And Tullamarine, you can probably see 10 from the freeway, but there's probably a lot more there as well.

Yeah, 10 isn't, there's a whole fleet of planes unaccounted for.

Hundreds now.

You know what I mean, Glenn, thank you.

You've accounted for 30 of them. And I agree, I agree with Patsy.

There is a lot more birds in the sky around Werribee, because I live there, and they wake me up every morning.

I want a shotgun and shoot them.

Well, we've got Sir David Anber on the line.

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