The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Have you ever been attacked by furniture?

That's what happened.

The fate that happened to me on Sunday, which is why I wasn't with you yesterday and Monday,

went to lift the couch.

I don't know if the hangover had anything to do with it.

I don't think the best thing to do for your body beforehand is drink a load of booze.

But I pinged my back. I don't know what I'd done to it, but ligament and some bulge disc is the technical term.

I was attacked by the couch.

Were you trying to bend from the knees?

Everyone knows.

Of course not.

You know, you're just a bad form, isn't it?

You know, you just think, I'll just shift it over there and just want to get it done

quickly. It's Sunday morning and my wife went, oh, just quickly, before you have a bacon sandwich,

just move the couch.

And why were you trying to move the couch?

I saw the state of the floor the next morning after the, like, after the dance floor had been there all night.

And it was so messy.

There's no way you'd...

Sorry, is this some sort of interior makeup? No, I just don't know

why you're trying to move the couch back

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