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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: What Your Parents Still Don't Know

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Comedy, Music Interviews, Music, Comedy Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

The Christian O'Connell Show returns Monday!

While he's been away we've been taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show, like when we asked you "What do your parent's still don't know?" 

Have a childhood secret you're still keeping your parent's in the dark on? email us: christian@christianoconnell.com.au

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

IHart Podcasts. You can hear more. Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist, and listen live on the free IHart app.

0:09.2

Got anything good?

0:11.1

Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:19.1

Yesterday I got this great text from Spencer, Christian, when I was in high school, my dad brought his first ever brand new couch. The only rule was no eating or drinking on or near it. So, of course, when he was out one night, spilled orange juice all over him. I rang my 80-year-old nan at 11 at night and a panicked to ask him to clean the cushions before he got home. To this day, he has no idea to happen. So that is why we want your stories about what's your parents. Stool don't know. My dad, you know, I'm a 52 grown-up man. My dad's stool doesn't know because I keep them hidden when I'm around him that I have tattoos. Oh, really?

0:57.6

The one I first got is eight years ago.

1:08.1

It's on your wrist. How are you kidding? I keep it covered up. I wear a shirt or jump on to put it down. I mean, even in summer. My kids are like, you're grown man. You live the other side of the world. Even when I was back at Easter time Because I had a new one then

1:09.1

I was made sure that the sleeves were pulled down

1:11.5

I've never seen you in your sleeves down

1:13.3

Ground me

1:13.6

Ground me

1:14.7

On video Even when I was back at Easter time, because I had a new one then, I was made sure that the sleeves were pulled down.

1:11.6

I've never seen you in your sleeves down. Ground me. Ground me. I'm 52. What is it about the power of parents have over us? Were they very anti-tattoo? Yeah. I just, no, my mom knows. Oh. Dad would frown on it. Interesting. Yeah. So it's just like, you know, it's funny, isn't it?

1:28.3

How it's sort of grown up?

1:29.1

You want their approval.

1:30.7

Yes. Dad would frown on it. Interesting. Yeah. So it's just like, you know, it's funny, isn't it? How it's sort of grown up, you want their approval. And sometimes when you're with your parents, like who you are and your time and your life now collapses and you pick up like an old character when you were 10. And you do. You go time traveling. You forget, you're not 10 year old Christian anymore. You're a 52-year-old man who lives in Australia. What do you worry about your dad?

1:48.2

What's he to tell you off? Take your pocket money. It's not like an offensive tattoo. No, it's not. It says death to all. And it's so you turn it around and go, so yeah, my dad's still doesn't know that I have a tattoo.

2:02.6

Ria, what's your parents still not know?

2:05.4

Back in high school, me, my mate Cooper and my other mate Jordan went to a Grinspoon concert in the city.

2:13.0

Great song.

2:14.1

We got picked up by my mum and dad at midnight after the show, and we reeked, like just

2:18.7

reeked of alcohol.

2:20.7

Came home, dropped Jordan and Cooper off and was getting a proper Alison Lee dressing down.

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