Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Right now, though, there are certain ways that you can kind of date yourself.

You can let people know how old you are, simply by not using numbers.

So this morning, let's try this.

Without using numbers, tell us how old you are.

A couple of people have already been starting to do this.

Christian, I watched her moon landing at school.

That's from Charmaine.

I used to be able to get $5 from the ATM.

Yeah, do you remember when they used to give up smaller amounts?

That's all you had in there.

There was no more money coming out.

Five bucks.

Christian Humphrey Bebeer taught me about the importance of pants.

Oh, I loved Humphrey.

For me, I can easily let you know how old I am,

but the fact that I used to have to ring three times

if I wanted mum and dad to come and collect me from the swimming pool

to save on actually using coins in the pay phone.

Patsy, without using numbers, how old are you?

At the end of the night on the TV, the test pattern would come up to signify the end of programming

for the day. Yeah, do you remember that when they used to have like office hours where they

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