Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

We're back, so is this.

There's no business like show business.

I made 1,000 sandwiches for the Queen and she did not eat a single one.

Kiefer Sutherland borrowed a cigarette lighter from my friend.

I had to tell Eric Bader that we were out of sticky date pudding.

Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame. Oh, I forgot about that. Still gets me. All right, what have you got then?

Your weakest claim to fame, 9414-1043. Zach, good morning. Good morning, Christian.

Zach, okay, your week claim to fame.

My week claim to fame is I went and saw Michael Boobley in concert,

Rod Laver Arena when I was about seven years old.

I was down the bottom, I suppose you'd call it the Moss Pit.

And don't think.

For Michael Boobloat, no. What a scene.

Mainly middle-aged women throwing their knickers at him.

And I was standing on a chair at the back, and he came out on, like, a circular sort of platform.

And I was wearing my hands with him, and I remember him specifically pointing at me and winking mid-song.

Specifically pointing at you, you child.

The booblay wink.

No, not you old dears.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is like when Pat's claim that Brian Adams winked at her.

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