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All right, so on today's show then, producer Ria, what happened to these jeans you got from Korea?

Yeah, I bought these beautiful new Korean jeans, but they were an ambitious 32.

So I reckon I'm more of a 33, 34, but I thought I would squeeze sort of back into them when I got back from Korea.

Sadly, the opposite has happened.

I've expanded in the waist.

And they literally flung off my pants.

It was like, p p p p p p, p, p, p, p, p, it was like, flew off as I was getting ready for work.

So I've had to make a late pants switch, and I've been very humbled by this development.

All right, we're looking for your stories and about wardrobe malfunctions on 1355-22.

There is never, ever a good time

for something to split, tear or rip.

I remember years ago,

this security guard that worked

one of London's maximum security guards,

and he was on a wing where it was lifers.

And he was getting in a tussle with one of the inmates.

And they went to the ground.

And he said the prison guard uniforms are very tight.

Suddenly he's like, he's grappling with an actual killer.

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