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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Upload the Fuzz

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Jack revealed that the main thing he's been working in isolation is his beard (which may or may not resemble bum fuzz). So Christian has laid down the challenge, upload your isolation beards to be graded!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Please stand by.

0:01.1

Good morning.

0:01.8

The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

0:03.5

Podcast.

0:04.3

Now, yesterday on the show, it's talking about how a lot of men at the moment are growing

0:07.4

out facial hair.

0:09.1

And some of them, they think they've sort of, you know, got that wilderness look about

0:13.1

them, like they're your Tom Hanks in Castaway.

0:15.5

And some of them can grow a beard.

0:17.0

And some men, despite they might be deluding themselves, like us men do, it doesn't look good. Some of them,

0:22.9

when they grow a beard, it looks good. It retains a structure,

0:25.7

a solid structure. The foundations are good. It keeps itself contained.

0:30.1

Others, it starts to get wispy and also start to resemble the more wilder

0:36.4

outgrowth of, you know, that kind of...

0:42.2

Go on.

0:42.9

There no.

0:44.0

Oh, excuse me.

0:45.9

It's trying to bleep out the rude words, but I said, it starts to become hair that...

0:52.3

Resembles the Netherlands. Thank you, Pat. Thank you. Yes. Now, I've put a phone. hair that resembles the nether regions.

0:55.0

Thank you, Pat. Thank you. Yes.

0:57.0

Now I've put a photo of my beard up yesterday and it was the first time that you'd seen it in a few weeks.

1:02.0

This is why we are doing now this new feature.

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