Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Looking for your stories. Have you ever been injured by a toy? When I was a kid, my favourite toy I think I ever had as a kid was the Evil-Knievel stunt cycle. You probably remember these Patsy. I've been a child of the 80s like me, where it's like a toy evil- evil, and you could bend him and sit him on his legendary motorbike,

and then you revved up the bike,

and off you would go,

and you could make jumps and ramps.

So I might like homemade ramps,

and he would try and clear,

you'd try and recreate basically Snake Canyon,

one of his big jumps,

and try and clear a couple of encyclopedia Britannicas.

These are big jumps.

And did the toy crash as much as the human did?

Just as much. It was eerily accurate as much as how many breaks that the actual evil can evil had.

Anyway, you know what it's like when you've got a younger sister or brother, you spend a lot of time arguing and fighting, especially with mum and dad aren't there. The moment they leave you guys alone, it's like a civil war in the house, isn't it?

I know my sister threw evil at me.

Really, you know when someone really throws something at you?

And it was quite a hefty old thing.

It had like wiring and stuff that to sort of hold him in place.

Anyway, one of evil's arms went into my eye, and it sort of scratched the corny and for three days I had to wear an eye patch. If you're a child of the 80s, bullying was fine in the 80s,

especially for kids who had any kind of physical element. It was like Lord of the Flies.

It was a miracle I got through those three days, you know. I was actually why, what if it never

comes back and I have to wear an eye patch or stuff like that. They will pick, 80s kids picked on

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