Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Christian, my name is Jan.

I'm also a plumber.

I was working on the roof of a brothel on a hot day,

topless in little shorts.

Stop it.

You're exciting, that's too much.

And I lost a ladder.

I stayed up on that roof for a couple of hours because the clients, the men going into the brothel

wouldn't pass my ladder up to me as they

were too embarrassed and just

wanted to go into the bottom.

Excuse me. You know

I'm talking to you, sir.

Do you know what? Just the second plumber

stool we've had today. Maybe tomorrow. It happened to a plumber. But we want to hear about these stories. You must have them. They're amazing. All right. So right now, then, the only way you can get hold of the show is forget about calling us. That's for the proper radio stations. We prefer at old school. You text us. Give us a headline of his story and we will call you back. The phone lines are playing around at the moment. Just now, Patsy, Kaling was reduced to calling listeners on our own little mobile. Hello? Yeah, no, no, no. Thanks for picking up. Yeah, it's the Christian O'Connell show. It's a powerful look. I think this station is winding down because they know we're off next week.

The lights won't be on tomorrow.

We're just doing it bit by bit.

Fax us your story, you mean tomorrow on the show.

All right, so today you're texting 0475-03-1043.

We're looking for your stories about why you were hiding.

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