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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Things Your Mum Said

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Here's some great moments from the show - Things your Mum said, and Christian's infamous Officeworks trip

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0:00.0

Christian.

0:01.2

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.7

Things your mum said, you know, those mum warnings, often made up just to stop us doing something they don't want to do.

0:11.8

So it's kind of like behaviour they don't want, extreme situation will happen.

0:16.8

That's the equation, isn't it?

0:18.4

You know, it's like a really big threat if you do a certain thing equals death or slow agonizing pain.

0:25.9

Face is being stuck that way for life.

0:28.3

Losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach.

0:31.9

It's all of that, isn't it?

0:33.2

For me, it was my mum didn't want us to drink out of soft drink cans because the fear of wasps flying into them.

0:40.1

And let's just, let's just say this, right?

0:41.7

Nature is beautiful.

0:43.1

Waps are fish as bastards, aren't they?

0:45.0

I hate the was.

0:45.8

What is the wasps problem with us?

0:47.8

That's what, see, this was the warning I always got that they would go down my throat and on their way down they would sting the sides of my throat.

0:54.1

Come on, wasps.

0:55.4

What did we do to you?

0:56.6

Where does this come from?

0:58.2

What are your problems, wasps?

0:59.7

That's what David Amps should record is Netflix special, by the way.

1:02.5

Patsy, what's if you?

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