MINI: There Are Two Types Of People

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Christian O'Connell shares his small things, big joys on the show, like the smell of towels that have been hanging out in the sunshine. However, he's derailed by the phrase "there are two types of people in the world".

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0:00.0	iHeart podcasts you can hear more gold 104.3 podcast playlist and listen live on the free iHart app got anything good
0:10.6	hey this is the christian o'connell show podcast christian why do you know what's some more thing big joy it the simplest of the smell of towels that have been hanging out on the line in the sunshine. I sometimes find they get a bit too crusty. Yes. And it's then too abrasive for my dermis. Yes, there's two types of people in this world. Dry a towel who like it nice and soft or the crusty sandpaper. I love it when I do the sort of world. There's two types of people in the world. Dryer towel who like it nice and soft or the crusty sandpaper. I love it when you, I do this lot of swore. We go there's two types of people in the world. Cuscus people and they're not and I'm not. Tomorrow on the show, let's break down. The billions of people on the planet are two types. So first of all, it's the towels one. What is it, Rio? It's people that like an abrasive towel.
0:54.4	Yeah, crusty towels.
0:55.2	Psychopaths, I call those.
0:56.8	It's the psychopath test.
0:58.3	If you like a crusted towel. What is this? A lufor or something? Yeah, you exfoliate at the same time. No, no. I want it tickling my dermis. And you get that in Melbourne because it's a dry heat in Melbourne.
1:09.2	Sydney, you don't.
1:09.8	Sydney, you don't.
1:10.9	I was in Sydney yesterday.
1:12.0	Bone dry heat.
1:12.9	No, it's all heated.
1:14.6	Don't know. And you get that in Melbourne because it's a dry heat in Melbourne. Sydney, you don't. Sydney, you don't. Sydney, I was in Sydney yesterday.
1:12.0	Bone dry heat.
1:12.8	No, it's all heated.
1:14.7	How you keep your towels moist?
1:18.3	I reckon I could become a billionaire if I worked out a towel moisture for the good people of Sydney.
1:23.7	The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
1:27.4	The team are very excited.
1:28.8	Ricky Jerva has replied to a post to put on social media on Twitter, right, five minutes ago.
1:35.7	Just because I'm very excited, we've decided that tomorrow morning the whole show has been dedicated to there are two types of people in this world.
1:41.8	What's your favorite one?
1:42.8	Ricky has applied to it.
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