Elizabeth, tell us about your cheap dad.

My dad, when we were little kids, he called in at the pound on the way home from work

and found a cat.

She had three legs, so he decided to bring her home.

But at the time, he argued for and received a 25% discount to compensate for the missing legs.

Okay. to compensate for the missing leg. Ken, what did you fall into?

I fell into an Alpha Romeo.

I literally stepped off a gutter and headbutted this poor bloke,

Alpha Romeo.

Being the nice bloke I am,

I left a note and told him that a head-sized dent was mine.

This is incredible.

You know, normally you leave your details, don't you?

Have you read Joe?

You know, if you've got to drive off.

What do you leave details of your head?

I didn't have to because my face was imprinted

on the thing.

I was

being

a bit back.

Mm-hmm.

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