Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Yesterday, my 17-year-old daughter came home from school and just said to me,

before even hello, just said I need $170.

Oh, God.

I said the door's not even shut.

The door isn't even shut.

And already we opened on this.

I'm okay, by the way. I've had a nice day. How is your day?

Let's just begin with that and then get down to the why you need. I need $10070.

I bought Oasis tickets at the other day. I'm down already. Why do you need $17 for?

Oh, I've managed to get hold of laneway tickets for Charlie X.E. And-A. And I'm like, you have to ask for the money first.

You don't just, and I'm suddenly, oh, that is smart.

You've already got the tickets.

Now you're doing the whole.

I said, okay.

There's some scalper out there who's coming to put the money off for you tomorrow.

Yeah.

So I said, okay, look, okay, fair enough then. I'll give you the $170, but you have to do $170 worth of work around the house this week.

And she said, fine. And then she goes, such house and went, well, who for the stairs? And then a minute later, I hear this deliberate clanking on the stairs. And there's, oh, God, stupid vacuum. Oh, God, stupid vacuum.

Then she goes, well, I don't even know how to do this.

You've not taught me.

If all the money I put into your private education,

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