MINI: Strangest Place to See a Baby

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Where have you seen a baby that it just doesn't belong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:04.9	You've been somewhere where you see a baby there and you're like, who'd that?
0:08.6	You actually say, don't you?
0:10.0	Who that?
0:10.7	Kind of people bring a baby to something like this.
0:13.8	I remember doing a stowner gig once at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival on a Saturday night.
0:18.0	And about a couple of minutes in and I was getting a heckled by an actual baby.
0:21.8	And I shouted out into the darkness,
0:23.5	is there a baby here?
0:25.5	And the lady went, yes.
0:26.9	I went, why?
0:28.1	Couldn't get a babysitter.
0:29.2	That isn't my problem.
0:30.2	You've got to leave.
0:31.5	So you kick the baby out.
0:32.9	Yes.
0:33.8	It's the only tell of throwing someone out. Madam, you can stay, but the baby has to go. The baby must go.
0:38.7	It's a three-month-old.
0:39.7	Yeah, no, not appropriate.
0:41.1	Who brings a... I actually started saying that.
0:43.0	Who brings a baby to a stand-up night?
0:45.6	It's dark.
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