Every Monday, we try and pick a song that sums up what happened to us over the weekend.

This weekend, in my house, big weekend, my wife's birthday.

Saturday night, she was going out with the girls.

And you know when someone, there's something in the air, she's the kid.

She's going home in a bad way tonight.

And Sarah keeps it locked down.

She doesn't behave like that, right?

She doesn't really get drunk.

And she doesn't really drink that much.

But you know you feel it in the air.

I'll tell you what we was.

It was nonstop texting on the WhatsApp.

Girls group.

Girl screwed you in the afternoon.

You're assuming for secco o'clock.

Oh, rude not to.

And I could, I was watching all this going, this is going to be trouble.

This is going to be trouble, right?

And I didn't, I was supposed to go out with the guys and she's going to go. And I said, I'm not going to go out.

I want to be fresh for Sunday.

I knew we had to get up, get the cake out,

and get the kids ready, all the presents ready,

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