Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

We want to hear about your weekend now in six words.

And then you texted six words right from your phone.

Oh, to tell us just how your weekend was.

Were you at the pub or chilling at home

text us now but only use six words in your message

message be so stressed if you do spill over to seven or eight words

an email over the weekend someone who said they spent about half an hour

try to get out.

Hey, it's just a title of a feature. It's okay. Life's hard enough.

Don't sweat it all right. Even I've been going, I've not seven that one of a minute. Some people

count. I get emails being going, that's nine.

Call it nine one weekend then. It doesn't matter. It's just called six-year weekend.

That's all it is.

Don't worry.

What's the story of your weekend then, Patsy?

Yeah, kicked out of my own bathroom.

I have been.

Our bathroom's getting a bit long in the tooth.

And Chris and my bathroom.

I didn't know how bathroom could do that.

It looks a bit sort of whizzly and, you know, wizened and long in the tooth.

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