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Patsy, please tell us, right, because I started to think about it yesterday.

After the show, me, Jack and Patsy were talking off there because already had a cross-crunchy run yesterday.

And honestly, that was one of the worst days of my school week would always be the dreaded cross-crunchy run.

It would always be, it was during the winter, it was after the football season in the UK. So it's like wet, muddy, you'd have the, the, the PE teachers running alongside

you barking at the kids at the back with asthma before we realised it wasn't a nice thing to treat

people like that. They'd just scream, it's just misery, kids crying. And then there's always one or

two kids who were like, you know, destined for the Olympics.

Yeah, it's great for them.

Two kids who can actually do running.

It's a job for them.

For the rest of us, we hate it.

Stitch.

Do you remember that?

They go, run it off.

Put your hand into it like it's a flesh wound.

Stitch.

How did all do you get on yesterday, Patsy? Well, she tried to get out of it. I was telling you yesterday, she tried to pull a sickie and nearly convinced the love God to keep her home.

And he was texting me during the show saying, what do I do? And I'm like, you need to deal with this.

Well, you like, in block capitals, hold the line. Hold the line. Shield, brace. You do the mornings. You need to deal with it and tell me what

the outcome is after the show finishes. So he ended up taking it to school. She went and she actually

had a really good day. But when I picked her up at four, I said, oh, how did the run go? It was

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