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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Poo Emergency

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Christian was off sick yesterday, and his morning got off to an eventful start..

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0:00.0

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0:02.3

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0:03.1

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0:05.8

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0:09.3

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0:11.1

Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:19.1

Good morning, Pat.

0:20.3

Morning.

0:38.2

Good morning, Alex. Morning, I love this song so much. Good morning, good to know, mate. We've got quite a few of them, so we can't keep doing that for every song. This time yesterday morning, I was in a very bad way. So around about Thursday morning 1 a.m., I woke up in terrible stomach cramps, okay? And then you know,

0:43.4

if you're an adult, you know what comes next. Yeah. It doesn't just stay like that. That's the warning sign that you need to start moving to the toilet and wait. And you won't have to wait that

0:48.0

long. And so for several hours, there was a lot of non-stop action. Oh, dear. And then it also started to then come out my mouth as well.

0:56.8

Oh, no, that's the worst.

0:58.6

You got to scramble.

0:59.7

Yeah, just sink, sit back down.

1:02.0

It was like quite a lot of workout, really, you know.

1:05.5

Both ends.

1:06.3

And then I was like, got to get to work.

1:09.4

Got to get to work.

1:10.1

And I'm telling you now that Uber ride in was the most 22 buck clenching.

1:16.5

Like, Svincter pulled up to my throat.

1:20.0

And I was, it's actually bringing me out in cold sweats, the fear of it.

1:23.0

Several times I was on the verge of actually, a couple times I was clenching the headrests of the seat in front of me. And the Uber driver recognized me, he'd pick me up before and he actually sat at one point, you're very quiet today. And I was just like, why even speaking could launch an avalanche again. Neither of us want. And he said earlier, oh, passenger number one, I was like, I can't,

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