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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Pitch Invaders

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

All right, so over the weekend in Footie, there was a pitch invader.

0:04.0

Okay, this is incredible.

0:05.2

The news coverage today, some people are saying that he should be banned for three years, five years,

0:09.2

and then some people are saying, this guy should be banned for life.

0:13.4

Do stadiums even have a way, though, to check who's banned from coming to games?

0:18.4

Who's checking as they're coming through Adelaide Oval Doors?

0:21.2

But I thought that the MCG was pioneering this AI scanner.

0:24.8

Oh, do they just say that to us?

0:27.3

So we go, all right, don't they've got AI now scanning you.

0:30.4

Because actually, whenever you go to the MCG, it's a, what the lovely thing about the

0:34.8

MTVG is they employ a wide range of ages there to be the security person now, don't they?

0:41.2

Sometimes you see some old fanny like, hey, so Brooks from Shawshank Redemption.

0:45.9

Oh, okay. You're the front line here. Okay, it's Jason Bourne's granddad.

0:52.8

Still got some Crav Maguire.

0:54.6

Your papa?

0:56.5

I didn't realize you could run onto a pitch that easily as well.

0:59.5

Well, you're not meant to be able to.

1:01.0

No, that's the thing.

1:01.7

No, but I didn't realize you can if you fancy going for a little stroll during the game.

1:05.6

Anyway, the commentators were not happy.

1:08.1

Let's get a Brayshaw.

1:09.0

Ball pinging around everywhere is they've got to stop this game.

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