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All right, so Rio, what happened at the hotel? We all had to go to Sydney for the day yesterday, big industry thing. We went for the day, we came back. Patsy fainted on a flight. No, she's okay, but she really did. She'd been on an all-day again. Oh, no, don't spread that rumor. No, no, no, no. She was just dumb. Dehydrated was what we agreed, wasn't it?

It was a statement to meet you. Yeah. Yep. We're sticking to it. When I went to the front to say, hey, look, my friends are fainted, you know, we might need the trotty to help her get off on that. And the pilot went, has there been alcohol? If anything, not enough, actually. I think she only had one.

No, I had none yesterday.

What was in that floss that you wouldn't want us topping up? I was not. It says on there, Mama's medicine and pen. It's mummy's elixir. No, I had no, I didn't even, nothing. I swear, nothing. Just not enough water, not enough food. Anyway, what's the, what's your boss about the hotel? Rio got involved in a scene in the sauna. Oh. I said it was a very dramatic couple of days in Sydney. Get ready, Sydney. We're coming. We're putting you on a lot. We have not shouted ourselves in glory. No, we really haven't.

We had some time to kill us. I went to the hotel sauna.

Open the door and the scene that greets me is three old men as naked as the day they were born.

Oh, wow.

As just, like no towel.

There's no dignity towel.

No, they're sitting on the towels, but there's no folding over the layer. Do they know each other? I have no idea. They weren't looking at each other. No one's talking? They were just looking straight at the door, so I walk in, three naked guys. They must have thought, game on. What you mean? We booked you for an hour ago. And it's cash only, isn't it?

And you clean up in here afterwards.

No, no, no, because it's like a lymphatic train. Oh, stop.

I'm in my boardies and I don't want to look like a wuss.

So I don't want them or judging me.

So I immediately like, I just duck back out the door, strip off completely.

What's why would you do? Because they're all naked. It doesn't mean you have to. No, it's weirder to not be naked when everyone else is. It's odd. You went and going, all right, sausage fast. Hang on, guys. That's turned three into four. Let's get this going. I didn't understand the terms of the spa.

No, this is about ego because you think, oh, you're old and tribbled up.

I'm a young stallion.

Take a look at this.

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