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Patty, how was your weekend, mate?

I had a great weekend, and I can say after nearly 30 years of marriage that I finally have, wardrobe domination.

I got home Saturday.

Chris is so sick of my wardrobe, the pieces from my wardrobe sort of extending out into the bedroom.

So I had jackets.

He's like, he's like Valensky, isn't he, in Ukraine? And you're like the imperial might

of Russia. You're Putin. Pute him. Putein Pat. It's sort of just like a plant sort of growing

out of the wardrobe. Poison ivy. Yes, it was a bit. Anyway, so he thought he'd do me a favour and he has moved his clothes out of our... Oh no, that's actually really sad. And into the one in his office. And I got home... Did he give you his balls as well? To hang up in that walking wardrobe. Chris, get back in there, my friend. He was quite proud of himself because he said, look, and he'd rearranged it in colours and completely re-vers it. Colors? Yeah. There's the rainbow for men in Melbourne. No, but my colours, my clothing, he'd put all the pinks with the reds and then the blues. Oh, no, no, he's really surrendered. Like, really? Oh, no. He's got, what's it called? Is it Stockholm syndrome? Where you fall in love with your captor? Yeah. And that is marriage. So I didn't know how to feel like initially I thought, oh, that is fantastic. He spent like two hours doing this beautiful favour. But then I felt really sad. And then I started crying. And he said, why are you crying? And I said, because it feels like I've been widowed because none of your stuff is in the wardrobe. But you've won. No, but I don't know if I like that. I said, do at least need to put like a couple of shirts. So I know that you still live here. Oh, gee, thank you so much. See that the smell. Wait, wife. I can have a shirt in here. You can't make him go into the office and then play the victim because you don't have. Oh, Rio. It was his choice. I know you're gay, but this is how it is, my friend. You made the right choice.

The rest of us are struck in this eternal, infernal damnation.

You damned if you do, you're damned him atone.

Get out, get out, get out, get out, and then, ooh-boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Maybe have a sock there, Chris.

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