Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. How was your weekend, Patsy?

I put the love God to task. We had a few things to do at the weekend, one of which was we do have a

relatively new mattress on, you know, like top mattress on our bed. And I didn't feel that it was

firm enough. It's a little bit soft. It's not quite right.

And you know what it's like when you're on breaky hours?

Sleep is just so pivotal and so important.

I don't like too soft when you're sinking down into it.

I don't like that.

Why'd you buy it?

Why did I buy it?

If it's too soft. Well, no, I did buy a firm version, but it's not quite, I didn't feel it's quite

firm enough and you can get these inserts to put into it. Can you? Yeah, which are extra firm.

Well, like a wooden board under it or something. It's not like a wooden board. It's just like a thicker

sort of... I have never heard of that. Yeah, yeah. Where do you insert them under it?

Yeah, well, this is the thing.

So you had to like unzip all the layers and pull everything out and in... I didn't even know you could go into the innards.

They didn't think they wanted us in there, I thought.

It's like an iPhone.

You can't get in that thing for good reason.

We're not scientists.

We obviously did it. It was like a game of operation.

So I said to Chris, now let's...

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