Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, so this weekend is Patsy's

50th. We're not going to be seeing her. So today is Patsy's birthday. And we thought long and hard,

what's a great gift from us to Patsy? And she loves Kmart. So she's on away in a limousine right now,

glass of champagne in hand. She's on her way to the nearest Kmart,

which is Victoria Gardens from We are in Richmond. When she gets there, she's going to be giving

a very large empty shopping trolley. She's going to have 60 seconds on the clock to cram as much

Kmart. Kmart gear into the trolley as possible in 60 seconds, and everything she gets, that's her 50th. Patsy, you're on your way, you're in the limo.

I'm in the limo, Christian.

We're just turning right from Church Street onto Victoria Street.

So we are very close.

We're like a block away now.

And have you started to formulate a strategy of where you're going to go to, first of all?

I have. And you know what? I need some new chakutory boards.

So the kitchen is my number one spot of where we're going to go.

Ryo, I need some chakutery. I already know the ones the master.

And you are going to grab that stuff like a monkey boy.

Just shove it in the cart.

And we're starting with the chucurie board.

She's changed already.

You can't even see those crazy American women at the Black Friday sales?

Meet Patsy.

This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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