Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Our producer Thomas was telling him a mate of his who, when he was a bit tipsy about 1 a.m.

Wanted a cheeseburger.

So I went online, thought he'd upgrade that cheeseburger.

I'd also have a brand new meat grinder.

So he can never be in that situation ever again.

Cheeseburger would have to come to me.

I will grind my own patties give a man a fish

he'll eat for a day teach a man to fish what have you ordered under the influence joe come

morning morning christian how are you i'm good joe welcome to the show so what happened to you

well i'd had a good day on the horses and I was about $500 up and a couple

of celebration drinks later went on line and ordered a cricket bat for what I thought was

$500 but it was 500 British pounds and ended up costing me about 1,500.

Wow, we. That is an expensive bat. Cricket Australia needed you to bring it and play.

Joe, have you still got it or did you cancel the order?

No, it turns out it's an absolutely amazing bat, but my face was a bit of a frown for the next couple of days when I looked at the base table.

Fifteen hundred bucks, I wanted to come with an actual Pat Cummings.

Was it marketed as actual amazing bat?

Well, I've got no choice.

It's an actual amazing bear.

That's great.

Joe, thank you very much.

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