Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

If you just tuned in, welcome to Melbourne's number one radio station where we just had an email that says,

there's no water in the building and it's not, and I'm quoting from the boss directly,

it's not possible to use the toilet today. Well, I've been here since half five, I actually need to go.

I was going to get into the news and go.

What are, what are we going to do?

In all seriousness, team, all of us, there's 10 of us working here right now

in this building this show.

We're going to need to go in the next couple of hours.

How quickly can they drop off a port-a-lou?

Yeah. I mean, you seem around the back of those trucks, aren't they, heading places?

They always have like 10 or 12 of them.

It's really just one.

Is there anyone who delivers those port-a-loos that can just lend us one for a couple of hours today?

You're not just that.

You know who's coming in a couple of hours' time? It always detonates the place.

Huggy.

Maybe he did something big on Friday or something, you know, just like a real... The building's still trying to work it out of the system.

He wasn't just dropping off the kids.

He was dropping off an entire school at the point.

Maybe he's blown into the system.

He couldn't stand it anymore after years of being

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