Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, let's talk about childhood

now. And the things that you weren't allowed as a kid, because as you're going to find out,

as a parent, Jack, sometimes you make up these random rules. Because constantly parent is an endless

cease of demands and opinions, which you've had no time to sit down and form.

Even yesterday, it was like,

I want to go out Sunday with some friends for lunch,

and I need some advance of my pocket money.

How much you have to give me?

I'm like, oh, God, what's the wrong answer?

Where's your mum?

What does she say on this?

I'm Mike Pence.

I'm the VP.

Am I in charge in the office for how long for?

And she knows that we are a, say, crisis point right now.

My wife is going away with a girl's weekend tomorrow.

So both the kids know four easy days coming up.

It's kind of like Christmas.

Christmas is coming and he want me to keep tabs.

Go and ask in the same question twice.

They think it's a brand new day.

Huh?

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